Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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