I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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