but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
