If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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