Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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