Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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