do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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