sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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