I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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