Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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