Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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