Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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