Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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