My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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