I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
