I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
she looked like the before picture.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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