Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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