What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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