She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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