every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You took a bar mat shot.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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