dude i'm inner monologue high
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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