R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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