just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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