you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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