Jerry, you need to find god
hell yes lets make some ravioli
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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