I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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