windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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