Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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