Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I got inside last night via doggy door
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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