Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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