Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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