Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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