weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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