Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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