you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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