it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Randomize
