so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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