What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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