Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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