I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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