Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
