I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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