You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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