He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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