she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Randomize
