my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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