so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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