how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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