youre lurking in front of me
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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