He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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