I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
as a side note pls kill me
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