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(519): View more from Ontario

oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again

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(317): View more from Indiana

she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"

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(239): View more from Florida

I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(757): View more from Virginia

Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.

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(907): View more from Alaska

We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.

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(503): View more from Oregon

get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

No idea hahaha...why?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?

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