Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
50% drunk capacity currently
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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