You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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