Will you blow on my dice?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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