i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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